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We’re a kinky couple with a tendency to get overly anal about things – especially the things we put into our bodies.

We evaluate hundreds of sex toys on the internet so you don’t have to.

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Guides

7 Health Benefits of Sex and COVID-19

We examine 7 major health benefits of sex as it relates to the COVID-19 outbreak and why the best thing you can do while in quarantine might be to get it on with your household partner.

Anal Sex for Nerds: Everything You Need to Know

Learn about everything you need to know to go from anal beginner to pro in no time! Enemas, lube, anal toys, and how to warm up for anal sex.

The Best & Worst Sex Toy Materials

We break down the best and worst materials for a wide variety of sex toys. Learn which materials will get you off the quickest and which ones should be avoided at all costs!

 

Recent Reviews:

Tantus O2 Dual Density Realistic Dildos

Tanuts Sam dual density dildo in dark flesh tone, bullet vibe compatible

The Tantus O2 collection contains 9 fantastic dual density dildos (6 realistic and 3 non). Great for strap on play. We particularly love the 3 vibe and suction cup compatible models!

Vixen Realistic Hollow Strap Ons & Penis Sheaths

Turn your penis into a colossus with Vixen’s hollow sheaths. Great for use on your favorite vibrator, or even for double-penetrating play. Made of premium VixSkin realistic silicone.

We-Vibe Sync

We-Vibe Sync vibrator with remote control and charging dock

The We-Vibe Sync is our pick for best wearable couple’s vibrator. It provides amazing clit and g-spot vibrations, and doesn’t get in the way of PiV sex. Amazing bluetooth and remote control features too!

Latest Blog Post

A Visual Guide to Butt Plugs

A collection of butt plugs with different features and shapes

A butt plug is a butt plug, right? Wrong! While anal plugs may seem like a fairly straightforward type of sex toy, there’s actually a lot of nuance to the shape, materials, and features. This is what makes the difference between an okay butt plug, and a great one. This visual guide to butt plugs […]