Have you ever owned a vibrator that’s so elegant and sexy that it could double as jewelry?
The Crave Vesper is a sleek, sexy bullet vibrator made of luxury metals that’s also wearable as a necklace. Even if you’re not not be bold enough to wear it publicly, it does make for a sexy accessory to pair with some lingerie for a steamy night in.
Vesper is a surprisingly powerful compact little vibe available in silver, rose gold accents, or yellow gold plate. It’s not as powerful or rumbly as something like the We-Vibe Tango, but it’s got the goods to get you where you want to go.
It’s also an incredibly discreet vibrator – both in terms of its innocent appearance and in terms of the sound it makes. Vesper is incredibly quiet while in use, and was our pick for the best discreet vibe in our vibrator guide.
If you’re looking for a sexy gift for yourself or your significant other, then the Crave Vesper is an excellent choice and a great all-around clit vibrator.
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- Unique aesthetic: it actually works as a sleek necklace in silver, rose gold, or gold finish.
- Whisper quiet: as mentioned above, one of the absolute quietest bullet vibes out there.
- Powerful: for such a tiny, discreet vibrator is absolutely packs a punch.
- Battery life: only lasts around 40 minutes on a full charge. Although that should be more than enough!
- A bit expensive if you don't care about the aesthetics. For the same price you could just get a We Vibe Tango instead.
Crave Vesper Specs:
Our Rating: 8.4 / 10
Price: $69 – $150
Dimensions: 3.6″ long by .5″ wide by .5″ thick
Materials: Stainless Steel body with Silver, Rose Gold, or Gold plating
Features: Wearable necklace chain, whisper quiet
Colors:
A Different Kind of Wearable Vibrator
When we talk about wearable vibrators, we’re usually referring to something like the Lovense Lush or We-Vibe Moxie, where you’re meant to wear it while in use. The Crave Vesper is a different kind of wearable, in that it’s meant to be worn as a necklace while not in use.
And why wouldn’t you want to show this sexy vibe off? It comes in either silver, rose gold accents, or yellow gold plate, with a wearable chain that makes it look like a piece of jewelry.
Vesper makes a statement, and that statement is: “I know what I like in bed and I’m not afraid to show it.” Most people on the street probably won’t recognize it for what it is but those who know, know. Game recognize game, as they say.
But Vesper is so much more than just a piece of aesthetically pleasing jewelry. It’s a surprisingly powerful bullet vibe with more than enough goods to deliver some amazing orgasms. For the power queens out there, it’s no Doxy Die Cast or Original Magic Wand, but those vibes are overkill for the majority of women anyways.
Vesper does away with many of the unnecessary vibration modes that plague so many high-end vibrators, and opts for the elegant simplicity of 4 modes:
- 3 steady settings (low, medium, and high)
- 1 pulse setting that oscillates between the lowest and highest
You get about 40 minutes of runtime on one charge which should be more than plenty, although you’ll definitely want to top it off between uses. It takes about 90 minutes to charge fully with the included USB charge cord.
Discreet and Quiet
The Crave Vesper is more than a discreet-looking vibrator – it’s also whisper quiet. In fact, it’s one of the quietest vibes we’ve ever reviewed, even moreso than some of the quiet vibes from Lelo or We-Vibe.
This little bullet vibe clocks in at just 42 – 47 decibels, which is right around how loud your refrigerator is while running. Sure, you might be able to hear it running if you’re actively listening for it. But it’s definitely not audible through a closed door or under some sheets.
And given Vesper is meant to be worn out and about in public, you could definitely use it for some discreet public O’s without raising suspicion due to how little sound it makes.
Since it looks like a regular piece of jewelry, it’s also super easy to hide if you have kids, roommates, or live at home with your parents. You can even hide Crave Vesper in plain sight with your other jewelry without raising suspicions, which is one of the things we like the most about it.
It’s also the same general size as most bullet vibes (although a bit thinner), so for some extra variability you can generally use it in your favorite dildo or anal plug that has a slot for a bullet vibe. Although why would you want to hide this luxury vibrator inside another toy?!?
Crave Vesper: Final Review
Vesper is a unique take on modern vibrators. Rather than hide your kinks in the shoe box in the back of your closet, Vesper lets you boldly put them on display with a sleek, visual flair that’s sexy and honest.
It’s got the goods as far as being a bullet vibe is concerned, and it is damn quiet which allows for some real sneaky play. But the reason we like it so much is the undeniable aesthetic factor, and it may very well be the sexiest (and quietest) vibe we’ve ever reviewed.