Looking for a large, XL, or XXXL realistic dildo?
Mr Hankeys is the undisputed king of huge realistic toys, ranging from a modest 6.5 inches long and 1.6 inches wide, all the way to massive behemoths up to 16 inches long and 4.8 inches wide.
Not for the faint of heart (or vagina or asshole).
Seriously, these are some huge toys for the experienced dildo user. With fantastic realistic detailing, and available in supersoft silicone to help your tiny holes take these massive cocks.
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- Huge variety: with over 30 models and multiple sizes, there's over 100 different options to find the best XL dildo for you.
- Realistic: in both appearance and texture.
- Supersoft: we love the supersoft silicone option for XL toys, as the material has a lot more give and makes it easier to fit in.
- Harness compatible: most toys have the additional option of a Vac U Lock harness base, which is also useful for use on a fucking machine.
- The largest toys are not harness compatible due to weight and length.
- Big dildos require a lot of material, which means they aren't cheap.
Mr Hankey’s Specs:
Price: $66 – $298
Insertable Length: 4.5″ – 16″
Max Girth: 1.6″ – 4.6″
Materials: Firm or supersoft silicone
Features: realistic texture, vac u lock harness
The Biggest, Ginormous, Massive Realistic Dildos
Size queens rejoice!
Mr Hankey is here to fill the gaping hole in your life with truly huge, massive realistic dildos.
Seriously, Hankey isn’t fucking around, as there are over 30 dildos to choose from, many of which come in 3, 4, or 5 different size options.
Here’s a rather large comparison chart of all their realistic dildo models and size comparisons (we recommend using the filters):
|Ins. Length||Shaft Diameter||Price|
|Name||Ins. Length||Shaft Diameter||Price|
|Big Daddy XS||7.00||1.67||66|
|Chorizo n Eggs Sm||6.20||2.22||125|
|Ray Diesel Sm||7.10||2.00||130|
|LW Tip Sm||6.45||2.38||130|
|Big Daddy Sm||10.00||2.78||130|
|Chorizo n Eggs Md||7.30||2.38||138|
|Ray Diesel Md||8.65||2.30||140|
|Topher Michels Med||6.75||2.70||140|
|El Rey Md||11.00||2.78||140|
|Big Daddy Md||11.50||3.18||140|
|Boss Hogg Md||10.25||3.18||140|
|LW Tip Md||8.00||3.00||144|
|Latin Lover Md||8.63||2.75||148|
|Cyrus King Md||9.00||2.70||150|
|Nick Capra Med||8.00||2.75||150|
|El Rey Lg||12.25||3.00||150|
|Big Daddy Lg||13.00||3.58||155|
|Ray Diesel Lg||9.80||2.70||160|
|Chorizo n Eggs Lg||8.50||3.11||160|
|Boss Hogg Lg||12.00||3.75||160|
|El Rey XL||13.00||3.34||170|
|LW Tip Lg||9.65||3.80||170|
|Ray Diesel XXL||11.00||3.00||180|
|Topher Michels L/XL||8.60||3.60||180|
|Boss Hogg XXL||13.00||4.14||180|
|Latin Lover Lg||9.63||3.23||187|
|Chorizo n Eggs XXXL||9.60||3.56||187|
|Cyrus King Lg||11.00||2.95||190|
|Nick Capra XL||10.00||3.50||190|
|Big Daddy XXL||14.50||4.00||190|
|El Rey XXL||14.00||3.58||190|
|Ray Diesel XXXL||12.25||3.50||200|
|LW Tip XXXL||11.40||4.45||200|
|Boss Hogg XXXL||13.65||4.61||200|
|Topher Michels XXXL||10.25||4.36||210|
|Cyrus King XXXL||13.00||3.42||229|
|Latin Lover XXXL||11.00||3.55||229|
|Nick Capra XXXL||11.50||4.00||229|
|Boss Hogg SM||9.00||2.86||120|
As you can see, even their small and XS sized dildos are as large (or larger) than many other brands large sizes. And it only goes up from there.
All dildos are single-density silicone and available in two levels of firmness:
- Medium-soft, for those who want a true stretch
- 75% Super soft, great for those who need some give in their XL dildo
Normally we hands-down prefer super soft silicone, but with toys this large you need the dildo to be able to support its own weight. If you like to squat down over your XXL toy, then you might want to consider the medium firmness blend over the softer option.
However if you’re going to be using these with your hands (on yourself or on a partner), then feel free to go for the softer silicone as you’ll be able to guide the massive shafts with your second hand.
Of course, the shorter your dildo is the better it will be able to support itself, so the softer silicone is also great on the Small / Medium sizes.
Mr Hankey also released a line of their most popular realistic and fantasy dildos in “XS” sized to be more accessible to the mass market. So if you like these shapes but want something a bit cheaper and reasonably sized, check out their 9 extra-small dildos.
(Don’t worry, XS for Mr Hankey means ‘normal sized’ for any other maker).
Harness and Vac U Lock Compatible
*Most* of Mr Hankey’s dildos are harness compatible, with both large O-ring harnesses or the Vac U Lock system, which has a number of advantages.
If you’re using a medium or small size, the standard O-ring harness is probably fine (although you will need a large O-ring).
However as you scale into the larger dildos, you’ll want to consider paying the extra $5 for the Vac U Lock hole option, for 3 primary reasons:
- Some of these dildos are too thick to work with even the largest O-rings. And some of the toys have a girthy head or shaft, which can make it difficult to get the O-ring in place.
- The Vac U Lock system works well for supporting large dildos, and makes it easier to use with any Vac U Lock harness.
- Vac U Lock bases are compatible with some special dildo mounts and fucking machines in a way that O-rings simply aren’t.
Keep in mind the largest XXXL sized toys are too massive for even a Vac U Lock to hold them – the dildos are simply too heavy and massive to support their own weight effectively, let alone for a strap on harness to support them.
More Than Realistic
This review is mostly focused on Mr Hankey’s collection of realistic cocks and dildos.
However, there are also 10+ fantasy and non-realistic shapes to choose from as well, if that’s your thing. The same rules apply to the fantasy collection – huge sizes, two desnities to choose from, and Vac U Lock base compatibility.
The fantasy collection has the following shapes to choose from:
- Massively thick dildos – Ogre, Goliath, Solatok, Rabbit, Kalib and Prince Charming
- Long, thin probes – Sigmaloid, Cyclops, Snorkel, Centaur (a horse cock), Taintacle (a tentacle dildo), and the signature Mr Hankey
- Unique, ribbed alien and fantasy shapes – Beowulf, Dragon, BFG, Seahorse, Oni, and Alien Breeder
If you’re looking for a truly unique fantasy or sci-fi dildo in huge sizes, Mr Hankey has your back!
Mr Hankeys XL Dildos: Final Review
If you want the best-of-the-best in terms of large realistic dildos, then you really can’t do better than Mr Hankey.
There’s virtually every possible size combination available in sizes ranging from advanced to “truly expert,” so you’re guaranteed to find the right length and width for your needs.
The only real downside is that huge dildos require a lot of material, and thus are fairly expensive. But there’s no way around the price without exposing yourself to unsafe plastics and toxic toys.
And, while expensive, Mr Hankeys dildos are super reasonably priced vs other large dildo makers (if you can even find toys this large).
So all in all, if you want a massive dildo to fill the hole in your life, we really can’t think of a better manufacturer to go with.
The options are nearly endless, and the overall quality is as good as it gets.