This toy really fucks – literally!
The Velvet Mini Teddy is a thrusting dildo, meaning you can sit back and let it do the work for you. Don’t let the ‘mini’ in the name fool you – this dildo can really give it to you with a 2.5 inch stroke length and up to 125 thrusts per minute.
The mini Teddy is a comfortable girth for most users, with a shaft diameter of 1.5 inches. It’s also got a realistic texture with a phallic head and realistic veins on the first 4 inches of the toy. No realistic skin tones though, for those looking for a hyper-lifelike dildo.
But this thing is an absolute soldier – once the Mini Teddy gets started up it doesn’t relent. The suction cupo base adds an extra layer to the fun – plant it on the floor or your shower wall and let Teddy do all the work!
All in all we really like this thrusting dildo, and the thrusting + suction cup provides some unique sensations that you just can’t get with a toy that you have to work manually.
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- Suction cup base: simply plant the teddy on your favorite smooth surface and let it do the work for you.
- 6 speeds: start slow and work up to a rhythmic climax at 125 TPM (thrusts per minute). Gets up to 2 hours battery life on a full charge.
- Quality construction: silky soft silicone and easy-to-use controls at the base of the toy.
- Solo play: the thrusting simulates being with a real partner, at a fraction of the price of a full fucking machine.
- Not realistic looking: no flesh tones available in case you wanted something that feels and looks like the real thing. It's also somewhat firm compared to a dual-density realistic dildo.
- Not super quiet: less than ideal if you have roommates or need a discreet toy.
- We wish there was a random speed mode or wireless remote to adjust thrusting speed on the fly.
Thrusting Mini Teddy Specs:
Our Rating: 8.7 / 10
Price: $150
Insertable Length: 5″ with 2.5″ stroke length
Max Girth: 1.5″
Materials: Silicone
Features: Suction cup base, 6 thrusting speeds
Colors:
Thrusting + Suction Cup = Fun
First off, let’s focus on why you’re here: how well does this dildo thrust??
Pretty damn well. Before extension the shaft is 5 inches long, which may not seem like much. But the mini Teddy’s stroke length is 50% of that, or another 2.5 inches, bringing this dildo up to 7.5 inches total insertable length.
And at 1.5 inches shaft diameter, it’s a good middle ground for relatively inexperienced toy users and more advanced users alike. Here’s a quick size comparison of the Mini Teddy fully extended:
The Mini Teddy has 6 thrusting speeds. The slowest starts at about 60 thrusts-per-minute (around 1 per second), and gradually speeds up to 125 thrusts-per-minute (a little over 2 per second). For comparison, that’s roughly the same tempo as most EDM or house music.
This makes the Mini Teddy relatively comparable to some fucking machines, but at a fraction of the price tag. It also has a solid 2 hours of battery life on a full charge, which is more than enough for a lengthy session. Just don’t get complacent and forget to charge between uses – there’s nothing worse than your toy’s battery dying mid session!
The suction cup base is where the fun really begins for a hands-free experience. It’s sort of the same reasoning as to why “you can’t tickle yourself” – it just feels better than manually using a dildo when you’re doing the work. Even though Teddy has constant speeds and you can anticipate the next stroke, it’s simply more enjoyable to mount it on a smooth surface and let it do all the work.
Some ideas for where to mount your thrusting dildo:
- On the seat or back of a chair
- In the shower/bath – either on the wall or on the rim of your tub (be careful – it’s splashproof but not fully waterproof)
- On your bed’s headboard
- On a portable smooth surface – a hard-cover book or plastic container works
The possibilities are endless, and the suction cup base really takes this toy to another level compared to a manual thrusting dildo.
Realistic Enough for a Good Time
The Velvet Mini Teddy isn’t the most realistic dildo in terms of look or feel, but it’s close enough and still provides some amazing stimulation.
First off, how it feels: the first thing you’ll notice is the silicone exterior is nice and soft, with contoured veins and a realistic phallic head shape for g-spot or prostate stimulation.
The downside here is that the shaft is fairly firm. Underneath the silicone exterior is a hard casing to protect the thrusting mechanism. This means it doesn’t feel hyper-realistic despite that silicone exterior. The Mini Teddy also lacks the weightiness of a real penis.
You could get around these shortcomings by using a realistic cock sleeve, although that will definitely add at least .5 inches to the girth, bringing it above 2″ max diameter, which is getting to a fairly advanced thickness.
Secondly, how it looks: the veins and shape are a nice aesthetic, but it doesn’t come in any flesh tone colors to add that extra layer of realism. This shouldn’t matter much once the Mini Teddy is inside you, but it would add another touch of realism if it came in realistic colors.
One last shortcoming compared to a real dick is the fact that the Mini Teddy, like all machines, is quite rhythmic. It doesn’t speed up or slow down like a real partner would, and you can sort of anticipate each thrust.
It’d be amazing if it had a “random” speed where it speeds up or slows down, like some high quality vibrators have. But we have no idea how hard that would be to design and program as the internals on a thrusting toy are entirely different than those in a vibrator. Or even if it had a remote control to change up the intensity without having to turn around and manually adjust the thrust speed.
With all these shortcomings aside, the Mini Teddy still feels amazing and can give some great orgasms. It’s one of the most budget-friendly ways to simulate being fucked by another person, and is a fraction of the price of a full fucking machine. It does a lot of things really right, we just wanted to call out some ways in which it could be a bit more realistic.
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Not just for solo play – the Mini Teddy is also great for couples looking for something new to try:
As mentioned above, the shaft could feel a bit more realistic. But that doesn’t stop this thrusting dildo toy from delivering some amazing sensations during solo play:
Velvet Mini Teddy Thrusting Dildo: Final Review
The Velvet Mini Teddy is an all-around great thrusting dildo that leads to a lot of exciting solo play, and even has good uses with a partner to simulate adding a 3rd partner. The 125 thrusts-per-minute is more than enough for some real stimulation, and the suction cup base opens up a multitude of ways to use the toy.
There’s some features that could be improved for added realism – a thicker, softer exterior and a remote control or random speed mode. But all in all it’s a very pleasing dildo that has more upside than downside. It’s not the cheapest toy as far as dildos or vibrators go – but it’s a screaming deal compared to buying a full-on fucking machine.
So all said and done, we really like this thrusting dildo and think it’s one of the better novel sex toys to consider buying if you’re looking for some new ways to play. It excels for solo use, but also has plenty of uses with your partner.